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Anon freezes time(sh.itjust.works)

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VirtualOdour@sh.itjust.works
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That’s OK, they’ll know not to mess with me.

Especially after the news cycles through hundreds of otherwise inexplicably brutal events like ‘oil company boardroom welded shut full of heaters’, ‘bee killing pestocide.producer found locked in a room full of wasps’, ‘putin awakes in room full people he’s been oppressing’, ‘guy who invented mobile game adverts could only leave his house after clicking on a very small button that’s actual hit box is slightly off the graphic’

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Etterra@lemmy.world
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Quick! Quick! Freeze it again! Wait
 Actually never mind. After being frozen in place, and fully aware, for 6 months straight every single one of them is going to be batshit insane.

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Snowclone@lemmy.world
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Always test until you know the rules!

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shani66@ani.social
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At that point I’d just go all in, live in the just moment for a century and upend the entire world to make up for it.

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Th4tGuyII@fedia.io
195 points

And that is why you should always test newfound superpowers on a small scale before blowing your load on freezing time for 6 months you depraved Anon

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Classy@sh.itjust.works
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blowing your load

Nice

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iAvicenna@lemmy.world
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apply it to a corner before using it on the whole surface

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sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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Instructions unclear, am prostitute and my pimp never lets me leave my corner.

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