thats fine with me, since im not sick in the head, and i respect peopleâs consent
I would have at least visited museums and the likes in cities I canât afford to visit, as well as making food with all the tasty high quality ingredients I canât afford.
Maybe drive around on some expensive motorbike just to see how it feels. If my financial situation at the time was especially dire, maybe take a âloanâ from a bank somewhere before unfreezing time.
Youâd have to be a saint to have that power and not do anything illegal. But one thing I would never do is fuck over regular people, only corporations and big businesses. After time unfreezes, those can recover from whatever I did and I doubt Iâd but a significant dent in their profit margins, but regular people would have to live with the consequences of what I did, so thatâs a no go.
Depends, what would happen if I stopped time in a moving car? Like if I were to stop time when that one car was swerving in and out of traffic, almost hit someone, then flicked them off?
If I stopped time then would I still be carried by the momentum and splat against the inside of my car leaving everyone frozen forever or undo time stop and some freak accident is talked about on the news?
Or do I get to stop time while theyâre flipping the bird, pull their car off to the side of the road, take off their tires, fill their gas tank with sugar, then swipe their offending finger in their butt crack and leave it pressed against their upper lip?
i would pee in peopleâs drawers because i donât think that happens enough.
Dude you can get in trouble for doing a lot of things that arenât a criminal sex act. Thereâs so much more out there! Doing H until you nod out in public, stealing products, playing guitar after 10pm, orchestrating dog fights, gambling on when elderly people will die, driving a type I school bus with a physical on file thatâs two years and ten days old, the possibility are endless.
Sounds like the type of thing the sickest fuck in the room would say to avoid suspicion
Thatâs funny because this sounds like the type of thing the sickest fuck in the room would say to avoid suspicion
Assume some people were around you when you froze time. They saw you did something and then were the only one who could move.
Then they went through the absolute nightmare of being paralyzed and conscious for six months. And they know youâve caused it.
I highly doubt the whole world concented to this.
Whatever else you did in frozen time barely changes a thing.
What if you spent your frozen time, determining the problems of everyone in the world, and solving them? So, when everybody got unfrozen, it was a utopia.
People may say âyou canât make an omelette without breaking a few eggsâ, but would the eggs agree ? With hindsight you might become seen as a hero, but I doubt that would change the immediate hatred people would feel upon release from half a year of bondage within oneself.
I would still steel shit from larger chain shops to eat an stuff so that wouldnt work out. Also i would test my powers first.
Didnât even think about this. I thought of how crushingly boring and annoying it must have been to have been unable to move at all. For 6 months.
And now I realize it must have been dreadful, at first.
Imagine if your one of the thousands of people who would likely happen to have the sun in their eyes at the instant of freezing.
Good thing is that since time has stopped, you wonât get your eyes burnt since light stopped travelling as well.
And now I realize it must have been dreadful, at first.
Thatâs basically sleep paralysis.
Everyone who is still alive
So make it count
And wear a mask and a big coat
Thatâs OK, theyâll know not to mess with me.
Especially after the news cycles through hundreds of otherwise inexplicably brutal events like âoil company boardroom welded shut full of heatersâ, âbee killing pestocide.producer found locked in a room full of waspsâ, âputin awakes in room full people heâs been oppressingâ, âguy who invented mobile game adverts could only leave his house after clicking on a very small button thatâs actual hit box is slightly off the graphicâ
Quick! Quick! Freeze it again! Wait⌠Actually never mind. After being frozen in place, and fully aware, for 6 months straight every single one of them is going to be batshit insane.
The frozen chipotle employee watching me walk behind the counter and make myself a burrito 180 times before time resumes
The Home Depot employees watching me steal an entire self-sufficient off-grid home one wheelbarrow load at a time.
