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This looks like the time I jerked off in the hot tub.

I’m never allowed at that house again.

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Some hot tub hosts have no humour.

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Swimmers became streamers…

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Did you release one of your patented maggoty cum farts in the hot tub as well?

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19 points

Manslaughter is an accident and a crime.

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unless the prosecution hides the bullets for no reason

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Hey…i got that reference

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6 points

Foodslaughter then

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Magnificent for halloween!

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13 points

Goes well with this (well, at least visually):

Alien Brain Hemorrhage

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10 points

Vinegar…?

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the method requires to poach eggs on water with few drops of vinegar, not 100% vinegar

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Helps hold the whites intact I believe? Maybe I was lied to about putting some vinegar in with boiled eggs to stop seepage if they crack?

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My research into this previously had indicated this is an old wives tale. Don’t take my word for it though, since I can’t poach an egg to save my life.

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Makes sense. Both acid and heat denature protein.

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Yeah, but typical white vinegar is 5% acetic acid. Putting a few drops, or even a teaspoon in a pot of water would reduce it to a negligible concentration and would have no effect on the eggs.

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Wtf does vinegar have to do with poached eggs in the first place? Are they boiling a pot of vinegar for some reason?

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The vinegar helps the denaturation of the ovalbumin in the egg white which speeds up the solidification process and helps the egg hold its shape better.

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I’ve never heard the word ovalbumin before, but I like it. Albumin largely means protein, but it’s using Latin words ovi (egg) and albus (white) so you’re saying “the denaturation of the egg white in the egg white.”

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Ah, maybe! I’m a better cook than I am a student of Latin!

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You put a small amount in the water to help keep them white apparently. But this only works if you use white (or clear) vinegar :-) ‘Many professional chefs suggest adding approximately 1-2 tablespoons of vinegar to a pot of simmering water when poaching eggs. This amount provides enough acid to help coagulate the egg white while still allowing the natural flavours of the egg to shine through.’

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To add to the other reply: it’s just a splash of vinegar in a pot of boiling water.

https://www.allrecipes.com/article/hacks-to-master-poaching-eggs/

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