66 points

If you don’t have money for the newspaper announcement or the bible, you don’t have money to raise a kid without government assistance…

I was raised on Government cheese, I wouldn’t be here today without it.

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Hey man condoms are free and beer is cheap, how was she supposed to know that sex could get her pregnant?

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Good thing the big evil government can’t read newspapers, am I right?

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I don’t think it’s meant to “hide” it from the government. I think it’s meant to avoid using official government documents. This stems from the belief that your birth certificate is the government opening a trust in your ALL CAPS name.

I might be messing some of that up. I still haven’t figured out what combination of alcohol, drugs, sleep deprivation, or whatever is optimal for trying to make sense of their shit. But I promise you I’m committed to figuring out the alcohol/drug portion at least.

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Maybe the reason the Republicans are trying to annihilate heat-related injury protection and precautions like water breaks in the red states is because the exact kind of mental state required to understand SovCit ablogic can only be attained via heat stroke.

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Amazing how you can learn even from the rants of a crazy person. Never new family bibles where a thing until today.

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It’s interesting how many of these posts have people claiming to have seen or heard of people doing it, but no one has actually seen someone who has successfully done it, and how. I’m sure it has nothing to do with the fact that it’s bullshit but rumours and legends still get passed around.

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Have they tried paying for the Bible and newspaper notice with a silver coin?

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