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Old School Runescape players: “How much does that cost again?”

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INB4 the Angry Video Game Nerd already does – Ah, crap.

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For the low price of $69.420/month

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That last zero in the price is critical.

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I think some people might actually need something like this. “You’ve been playing video games for 36 hours straight, please go take a shower. I will handle this for you until you’re out.”

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Getting AI to play a game that was coded by AI, using AI textures and music, using AI upscaling and AI frame generation on my Copilot+ PC, so that I can use AI to create a YouTube video from the footage which can then be stolen by an AI web crawler and used to train AI models to create more AI content

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And you won’t even have to have sex anymore. You and your partner will just set up your AI powered sex toys to fuck each other so you’re free to go to work.

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lmao at me and my wife waiting at the door glancing at my watch, wife tapping her foot, waiting for our sex toys to bust nuts so we can go to work with a “Healthy and Ready for work!” rating so we don’t get penalised for coming in to work without optimising for max productivity.

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And don’t forget to inject your dose of serum to suppress emotions to keep it at Equilibrium.

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Ahhh… I remember when Abraham Lincoln predicted this true Circle of Life.

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