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Old lady comes up and says “Hero, can you help rescue my cat from that tree?”

I’ll do it, and I’ll do it for free!

I’ll do it, but you better pay me.

If you don’t get out of my way right now I’m going to shotgun you in the face.

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Same but you’re role playing as The Mountain that rides:

you sure you want to read this?

You sick animal, how dare you attempt to read gilf rape smut? Think about what you’ve done.

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7 points

Are you okay? Wrong community, maybe?

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I’m perfectly fine. The people who knowingly attempted to read a fanfic about violating an elderly woman and grew upset at its withholding, on the other hand…

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2 points

Yeah that kinda came out of nowhere so either trolling or… I don’t know what else

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18 points

It always goes like this. Starting out a baddy, but after half an hour and a couple of evil decisions later I creep towards the good side.

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2 points

Me having my “embrace the evil” dark urge in BG3 only be nice to Scratch and a complete dick to everyone else

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