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Thank you for proving this wrong.

But please let me live in this world where a dongfish has a horngus for just a little while longer.

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I can’t wait for you to learn about the retro encabulator. https://youtu.be/RXJKdh1KZ0w?si=w-7lwyxCwsl4NpLR

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Holy shit. I never thought I’d live to see the effective prevention of side fumbling. We truly live in a world,

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I disagree with science, let us have the dongfish.

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Magic is physics through sheer will

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Is that the competitor of the Plumbus?

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No, actually, that’s where the dinglebop comes from. Dongfish used to be selectively bred for dinglebop-rich dillsacks, farmed in inhumane conditions, and killed with most of the fish going to waste. Modern farming methods use a small incision on the scungle to attach a catheter to the rumpleflap (not shown on the picture) where excess dinglebop would be excreted anyway.

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First, they take the dinglebop

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When they came for the dinglebops I said nothing becasue I was not a dinglebop.

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There’s at least five good names to call someone you don’t like here.

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I agree with this dillsack

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This scungle has a point.

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“Attached” is insane, I can’t believe they put that in this very serious sentance

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This is the best performance of this.

https://youtu.be/08mUpBKLMFk

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