Besides crypto…

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More hugging time with the dog. 10 years go by fast.

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I’d go to my doctor and get a head start on what’s to come.

I’d go to festivals and spend more time with friends.

Leave an toxic relationship.

But uh you probably meant how to make cash.

Buy Gamestop, Nvidia & Pfizer stock.

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Bro, just put 10k into BTC in 2014 and you’re gonna do well.

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OP said no crypto.

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Why not though? It’s just stock market with less rules.

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Nah, not just monetary gain! Just wanted to get in front of the most obvious answer.

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I’d pump out the MAGA merchandise. I’m talking grift of biblical proportions.

Would you like a cherry on top? After becoming America’s #1 purveyor, I’d go all out telling the world that I got rich suckering rubes.

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Put the big reveal on the 3rd last page of your book : Becoming MAGA Rich , that way they have to buy the book first 😄

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I could start my transition 10 years earlier.

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I would help myself become more confident, less anxious and a better person.

I know that sounds lame but that alone would be worth more than any stock tips to me.

Sending my mind back to the past is the wish I keep in my back pocket to blurt out if I see a falling star or meet a geanie.

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