Besides crypto…
I’d go to my doctor and get a head start on what’s to come.
I’d go to festivals and spend more time with friends.
Leave an toxic relationship.
But uh you probably meant how to make cash.
Buy Gamestop, Nvidia & Pfizer stock.
More hugging time with the dog. 10 years go by fast.
I wouldn’t invest in crypto because it’s a shitty scam…
Of course it is, but if you bought at cents and sell at $50K, then you’re only scamming rich assholes anyway.
(And now you’re the rich asshole!)
I’d wait a couple of years and talk my ex-husband into keeping our house and renting it instead of selling it when we split up. It made sense at the time, since selling it was the fastest way to pay off all of our mutual debt (and most of our individual debt, too) and make it an easy split, but if we’d waited a few years, we would’ve made a solid 6 figure profit. I have no desire to be a landlord and mostly I’m glad we sold it to a nice family for what was still an affordable amount, but it would’ve been the only way I could ever afford to buy anything else on a single income, and it would’ve set him and his new wife up a lot better. I kind of hate the idea morally, but from a purely pragmatic view, it would’ve made sense.
I’d pump out the MAGA merchandise. I’m talking grift of biblical proportions.
Would you like a cherry on top? After becoming America’s #1 purveyor, I’d go all out telling the world that I got rich suckering rubes.
