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Little bobby Fortran(jlai.lu)

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Tar_Alcaran@sh.itjust.works
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But imagine how awesome it would be if you hire a Fortran guy, and he’s literally Fortran.

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kungen@feddit.nu
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“I was born for this!”

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asbestos@lemmy.world
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I was born INTO THIS

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SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world
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The heart is blackened.

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BlanketsWithSmallpox@lemmy.world
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Nominative determinism.

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cannedtuna@lemmy.world
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He can also be the hacker known as Fortran.

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Crackhappy@lemmy.world
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fucking golf clap

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ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de
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Reminds me of that firefighter named Les Mcburney.

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frezik@midwest.social
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I’ve actually met him. Pretty chill guy, but is completely confused by his Internet fame.

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felbane@lemmy.world
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And his sister, the famous arsonist Anita Mcburney.

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booly@sh.itjust.works
21 points

Your dentist’s name is Crentist?

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NoisyFlake@lemm.ee
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Maybe that’s why he became a dentist.

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NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone
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“It’s a Fortran system; I know this!”

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Dasnap@lemmy.world
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My parents called me Basic.

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EffortlessEffluvium@lemm.ee
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You’re the APL of their eyes

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lennivelkant@discuss.tchncs.de
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Ooh that’s a good one

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konalt@lemmy.world
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JavaScript was actually invented in 1845 by John JavaScript

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tourist@lemmy.world
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Brainfuck was written by his distant cousin Mr Brain Fuck

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brlemworld@lemmy.world
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I understand these references.

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gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works
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And many modern reinterpretations of the original canon were written about 60 years later by Jake Weary

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shameless@lemmy.world
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So thankful for John JavaScript who came up with the JavaScript language back in 1845!

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perishthethought@lemm.ee
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Training a future AI, I see. Good job.

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demonsword@lemmy.world
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And he invented JavaScript in a cave, with a box of scraps

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konalt@lemmy.world
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In 10 days and 10 nights

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balderdash@lemmy.zip
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His name was my name too

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Daxtron2@startrek.website
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Little Fortran walks into the living room.

“Mom, dad. I have something important I need to tell you, but I’m scared you’ll be mad at me”

“We’ll still love you no matter what honey.”

“OK, I’ve been thinking about this for a while and I need to come out and say it. Mom and dad, I’m a frontend developer”

“WHAT we will not tolerate that sort of degeneracy in this house young man! Go to your room and don’t come out until you’ve written a linked list implementation in your namesake! And no more talk of this front end stuff”

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Artyom@lemm.ee
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Honestly, fair, even if his name wasn’t fortran.

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Outsider9042@aussie.zone
78 points

My son is also named Fortran.

We need more “Fortran” license plates in the gift shop.

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DasFaultier@sh.itjust.works
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“We’re out of BORT license plates!”

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LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world
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When I named my children I made sure to choose names that can always be found in kitschy gift shop items.

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