55 points

I love this story and in my head cannon she’s a skilled gamer, but these dice-like bones were also used a lot for divination - checking with the spirits or ancestors, that kind of thing.

So she could’ve been a witchy teen.

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21 points

What do you shoot with your head cannon?

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16 points
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A famous whale called yo mama

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30 points

Get up, mama.

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4 points

Oh snap

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9 points

Just realized why tossing dice is called throwing bones.

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5 points

Goth gamer girl in knee high stockings 😍

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4 points

Canon – decreed by religion Cannon – big bada boom, or music with layered parts

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3 points

Oooh hooo

Witchy woman

She got the moon in her eye

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3 points

She used divination to help her win, boom, theories merged

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3 points

Either way I’d fucking fight her yo.

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28 points

Please don’t bury me with my pc games.
I haven’t even played most of them.

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24 points

That would be against the TOS anyway!

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3 points

Well tbf I haven’t read any TOS that say I can’t be buried with my games

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4 points

Even Yehweh can’t play second hand games these days.

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9 points

No, archeologists, do not mind your business. Keep doing your job of discovering cool, interesting things about the past, keep expressing wonder at those cool & interesting things, and keep informing us of all of those cool, interesting things. How the fuck else would we have known about a Bronze Age gamer girl?

Oh, and let’s hang out some time? I wanna see that badass fucking pog collection of yours and hear all the stories that come with it!

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the blue sky stuff is jokingly implying that the archeologists are judging her for the amount of sheep bones she had and saying they shouldn’t judge her for that. I don’t think the poster has an issue with archeology

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1 point

I understood pretty much the same, I just took it in a different direction.

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9 points

Could you deep fry this just a touch more?

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6 points

@gofsckyourself@lemmy.world, if you would, please, sir

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She loved this game more than anything, we will bury her with it so she can be happy in the afterlife ~her parents

Cool I’m wrecked

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