When you think MURDER, think MARCUS MUNITIONS!

30 points

They’ll be put in schools next.

90,585 days without a national health service.

For fucks sake America.

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Think of the shareholders!

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The bullet machines will be for the campus law enforcement, the tots won’t get to use them.

But they will get to try out the tech in cafeterias, so that they’ll be more conveniently denied a free lunch.

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Myopic of them. We’ve seen cops respond to school shooters by cowering. The only thing that can stop a bad tot with a gun is a good tot with a gun.

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I doubt so, since those vending machines require a face scan and ID verification for proof of age. Also those are two things that would make me decline to use such a machine.

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They should put them in the duty free part of airports.

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90,585 days without a national health service.

248yrs. Nice, you did the maths.

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Nice. You said maths!

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Well time to build a large golden statue of a shopkeeper.

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American Rounds

What, was the Circus of Values brand too expensive to license?

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FILL YOUR CRAVINGS WITH THE CIRCUS OF VALLUUUEEESSS

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COME BACK WHEN YOU HAVE SOME MONEY BUDDY

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Ammo bandito would’ve stirred mixed feelings about conservatives’ border policy

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Tenner says we’re seeing them in GTA 6 for obvious reasons

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I don’t know why anyone would use these. I just got 500 rounds of .45 for $.23/ea. LOL, they’re probably $2/ea. in a vending machine.

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buddy, I’m not sure you took the right lesson from this

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No, that’s the right lesson

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downvoted for .45

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