7 points

I tried it a couple of times and I’ve got to say: mediocre burgers. I don’t really get the appeal.

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46 points

I mean they have the audacity to still have the signs that say “best $5 burger voted by yada yada” when literally nothing on their menu is less than $6. (Speaking for downtown DC locations)

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49 points

It takes 5 guys to make the burgers, but only 1 to carry the sign.

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9 points

It was originally named for the founder and his four sons. Then, dad had another kid and redefined the meaning of the name to be the five sons.

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7 points

That extra son is insurance for if one of those kids is trans

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3 points

He was born to be an ally

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5 points

Need 1 of each:

  • Register/Lobby
  • Grill
  • Dressings
  • Fryer
  • Back of house/prep/dishes
  • Manager

Jobs can double up depending on business

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4 points

Who is in charge of peanuts

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5 points

Peanuts are in the lobby.

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26 points
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Five guys trick is making you think you’re eating less than you actually are. The cost per weight of meat is about comparable to other fast food, their burgers are just so huge that they’re way more expensive.

Hank Green video on the subject https://youtu.be/3u04LYvGQjw

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24 points

Did you know that the ducks at the park are free?

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15 points

Free as in freedom or as in beer?

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2 points

Correct!

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13 points

Correct!

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9 points

Correct!

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5 points

Correct!

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