This is fun creative writing but entirely false.
Ok let’s do it for real then:
Someone once said to me, "I have to go to the capital of the house, and please do not be wise for the vessel of the Beita. She said, “Wise, with a finger and a ram.” B’Tselem ‘L’ on her forehead.
Well, the years draw and don’t always stop Full of rules and I’m on the road There is no point in living without joy Your intelligence is wise, but your head is weakened There’s a lot to do, a lot to see What’s wrong with taking the hidden alleys? You won’t know if you won’t go You will not shine if you do not shine
Oh now, you are a star god Take the game, prepare a player Oh now, you’re a rock star Make a show, take a salary
Yeah I tried that but the separate quote blocks looked weird so I undid it
sigh
Look man. I’m pretty sure everybody already knew this going in. It’s like going to a pro wrestling show, and proudly declairing it to be a fake sham of a specticle.
We all just want to see 20 midgets attack a bullfighter waving a red flag, while we eat nachos and drink beers.
Let us have our fun, alright?
No, fuck right off. That BS attitude is a big part of what killed reddit. Fake shit that tries to pass itself off as real is lame as fuck and insulting. With pro wrestling or plays or movies, you go in expecting it to be fake. It doesn’t really matter if the wrestlers don’t have any real beef or real drama, you still get to see 20 midgets attacking a bullfighter. The lie is just the set up, not the main event. But shit like this post? The lie is the entire thing. Take it away and you just have someone’s shitty, unclever, poetry that isn’t interesting or funny enough to stand on its own.
What is the entertainment from the meme? Is it that “Auto-translate did this”? Or is it “This is All Star as if it was a passage from the Bible”?
If it’s the latter (which I personally found amusing) then why are you getting your panties is a twist that it wasn’t a computer that did this?
Yeah remember the “disregard wenches, acquire currency” meme? It’s just that.
That meme always drove me crazy because “fuck bitches, get money” should be translated to “copulate with women, acquire currency”, not “disregard women”.
Aquire your wages!
My world bears flame! Does yours do the same?
I’m in agreement with the situation, and it will never cease to amuse me.
The brain increases its wisdom, but your heart increases its stupidity.
Oof.
Maybe this is how the bible was written, rewritten and evolved over time.
It just started out as some young obnoxious guy with a lute making mad music in ancient Mesopotamia. Everyone panned his music, then after he died, someone translated it to a new language, a few hundred years go by and it got translated again, then a few hundred years went by and it got translated again and after the fourth translation, we end up with the first book of Genesis.
Hmmmmmm, well that certainly tracks with human behavior. Kind of like how there was a meme that the earth was flat. Nobody actually BELIEVED it. It was just a funny joke to explain why sailors would come in, and then sail off, and you’d never see that sailor again.
So, ha ha, funny meme, earth is flat.
Then hundreds of years later, people discovered that people “used to believe the earth was flat”. Wow. What stupid people those guys were hundreds of years ago, huh?
Then it gets discovered nobody ACTUALLY believed that…but they do NOW. You know. Currently. AFTER we’ve been to space, and photographed the planet while not currently being on said planet. Only AFTER space travel did people revisit the earth being flat, and seriously unironically believe that.
So I can’t believe ANY of the bullshit IN the bible. But I can totally believe it began as a meme, got out of control, and now it’s just “fact” to some people.
…and by “some people” I mean gullible morons.
Maybe this is how the bible was written, rewritten and evolved over time.
Nope. But it is sometimes in how it is interpreted, and translated.
We have biblical manuscripts that date back past 100 BC. Can’t rewrite something which we have original manuscripts of.
You say that as if there wasn’t plenty of time before 100 BC for the stories to evolve.
Or that translations that are still in circulation don’t translate the original manuscripts (cough cough KJV)
I wonder if those stories even matter, like they are from a culture so far removed from us (over 2 thousand years) that the lessons probably shouldn’t be hard interpreted.
We wouldn’t like people to have differing opinions about stuff? Everyone should believe what we believe, think what we think. /s
