I wish I knew how to hack my hearing aids. They aren’t even that bad, it’s just minor functionality like managing Bluetooth pairings and the ability to create custom setting names so I’m not using “church mode” in meetings
I’d say to jailbreak your early bionics before they firmware upgrade out the exploits, but the risk of bricking your brain is probably a bit worse than a phone.
I’ll still fucking do it out of spite, though.
bricking
Not sure if that’s a correct term for the brain since it’s not a hard object like a phone, router, etc…
How about puddinging?
That’s why we use FOSS body parts.
Really stupid comic.
Even a 1:1 rip-off is still preferable if it’s FOSS.
Not to mention, we don’t need to re-invent the wheel every time. A photo editor for example doesn’t need to offer innovative new features to differentiate itself from Light Room, it needs to offer the tools generally used by photographers and not be Adobe.
In fact, the more like adobe tools it is, the more likely it is to be adopted by adobe users. One of the most often cited reasons for not switching to linux by individuals (ie not businesses) is “I need Photoshop/clip studio paint/premiere”. Literally those exact tools but FOSS would bring more artists to linux.
Bruh they abandoned libretina2 and I can’t install libretina3 due to package conflicts 😭 What do I do?
You are about to do something potentially harmful. To continue type in the phrase ‘Yes, do as I say!’
Also: https://spectrum.ieee.org/bionic-eye-obsolete - “Their Bionic Eyes Are Now Obsolete and Unsupported”
Thanks, that’s actually the article I was looking for.
We’re literally living in a cyberpunk dystopia.
And another: https://www.theverge.com/2024/9/26/24255074/former-jockey-michael-straight-exoskeleton-repair-battery
Michael Straight, a former jockey paralyzed from the waist down, was left unable to walk for two months after the company behind his $100,000 exoskeleton refused to fix a battery issue … "I was told they stopped working on any machine that was 5 years or older,”
Okay as a Middle Eastern guy I have absolutely zero respect for Iraq war veterans so honestly I couldn’t give a shit about this guy specifically, but from a realpolitik perspective isn’t this just bad for morale?
We don’t even allow autonomy of the flesh, I suspect the chrome is going to be subscription only.
Corporations lobby to defend their products, so I can imagine people swapping out flesh for artificial parts because you can control your own artificial uterus without permission from the government.
