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So they admit there are predatory Muppets.

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I reacted the same when I found out that Teletubbies are actually babies, implying that there are mature, adult Teletubbies that we don’t see.

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I believe the proper name is “Teletuborians”

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Cookie monster is definitely a predator.

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It used to be more obvious than it is now.

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Look at Animal.

They keep him drugged up, and he’s still barely controlled. Without the darts every 3 hours, he’d tear everyone else to shreds just to feed the hunger within him.

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The puppeteer was cleared. Elmo is a serial molester though.

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11 points

Well the Count is a vampire…

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8 points

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4 points

The world, too…

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One second has passed, ah ah ah.
Two seconds have passed, ah ah ah.

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The world, too…

Set to drai-ii-aaa-ii-aaa-aaa-in.

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2 points

Time will now resume!

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Predators have forward-facing eyes.

Muppets have forward-facing eyes.

The science is clear.

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Big bird has forward facing eyes, which is usually the mark of a predator.

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Elefants have them too!

I’m sure there is an exception for creatures made from fabric and foam, somewhere.

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Makes sense. Evolution gives prey animals eyes with as wide a field of vision as possible, so they can detect predators better. Elephants are too large for predators to mess with and so is big bird.

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The elephant in the picture though is smaller than a mouse

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I had to go look it up. Not sure that picture is accurate, mind, it’s the only one I could find. (Though lots of comments about herds being led by a blind elephant…. I’m sure there’s a joke in there.)

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Maybe it evolved from a predatory ancestor and didn’t get selected for different position of the eyes?

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We know from Big Bird’s extended family that his species has a wide spread of individual variation, and given that none of them reside in the wild none of them are likely to suffer predation due to what would otherwise be a mal-adaptation, providing a springboard for even more genetic variation from generation to generation.

Just look at how wildly different looking specific humans can be from one another, even within a single community.

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And dragons have wide-set eyes in pretty much every depiction. So that brings up the question: What was hunting all the dragons?

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I’d hope they don’t allow predators on set, but we saw what happened at Nickelodeon with Dan Schneider.

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Oscar the Grouch is a scavenger.

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That’s what he wants you to think…

Oscar is a form of Trapdoor Spider. He blends in with his environment until unsuspecting prey is near, then hauls them into his den to consume at his leisure.

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