12 points
I think there’s worse problems than “dick too big, got stuck in cars exhaust pipe”
12 points
7 points
There was an episode of my strange addiction where the guy was fucking his car. He was in a southern town and was kissing the front bumper on camera.
More than likely fake.
It always tickled me that the car had a man’s name. Imagining the son telling the family and the stereotype southern father isn’t mad that it’s a car, just that he’s gay. Writes itself lol
4 points
I prefer a Ford Focus.
1 point
2 points
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When all you have is a Honda, everyone is together in one Accord.