Alpha males enjoy spending time with alpha males because it’s hard to find non-alphas willing to wrestle naked with you.

Dude isn’t very sharp…

I don’t think I’d mind sharpening some man’s iron

And all these years, I thought Nick Adams was a parody account. Fucking hell

Edit: after reading his Wikipedia article, I’ve decided Nick Adams is himself a parody of your average American conservative, whether or not it’s intentional.

I’d that what they call it these days? “Sharpening iron?”