Thou.
Thou hatst.
Thou hatst me.
Thou.
Thou hast.
Thou hast me.
Thou hast asked me.
Thou hast asked me.
And I said nothing.
two minute mandolin solo … (then jumps up on the table, smashes their instrument and sets it on fire)
screams at the top of their lungs
Ah, you mean something like this:
That was beautiful … now I need to watch the rest of their channel … thanks
I was so disappointed in the “you hate me” translation like “NO IT IS YOU HAVE A QUESTION FOR ME”
For the uninitiated: https://youtu.be/fTTsY-oz6Go
Yet more of my bones have been reduced to dust with the understanding that the average internet user is too young to have ever heard this song
Fear not! I am sure there exists an awful tiktok cover version with autotune playing over a short video of some chinese dude dancing
Okay but bardcore is a real thing
I freaking love bardcore. Have you heard Hasten To Church? It’s legitimately one of my favorite songs, and leagues superior (imo) to the original.
The creativity, knowledge, and attention to detail that went into creating this are incredible. Still, I hate it and hope I never have to hear it again lmao
Mind if I ask what you disliked? Like, bardcore in general or that in particular? You’re the first person I’ve seen who didn’t have an overwhelmingly positive reaction to it, other than a particularly religious friend who said the church latin made him very uncomfortable
Thou hast me bereft of sleep this eve
