Say, some alien just wanted to mess with us, but doesn’t invade, or even care enough to want to kill us, but seeing how everyone is on their phone all the time, they decided to just jam all our radios to watch us suffer. Their transmitting power they use is so powerful, its jamming signals are 1000 times stronger than the strongest radios we have, so there’s no way we can overpower the jamming.

What does the immediate aftermath look like?

What does it look like in the long term?

(Please don’t say “kill the aliens” they have tech so advanced, its impossible to do it)

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They can’t: the speed of light is so slow that they don’t even know we are here yet. even if they are in the tiny zone where we are detectable with arbitary technology, they can’t get here in your lifetime because the distance is so large. they have to get here because to cover all sides of a round planet needs something on all sides since many useful frequencies don’t go through the earth, not to mention they don’t have enough energy available to pull this off from their home., there are a few more reasons this is impossible that I’m not aware of.

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(Please don’t say “kill the aliens” they have tech so advanced, its impossible to do it)

Usa would send all their nukes in an attempt to kill the aliens anyway, because otherwise some top militarists would feel their whole life meaningless.

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No we wouldn’t, there’s a documentary about this kind of thing. We’d send a super-talented pilot and the World’s greatest hacker (who no one listened to). And they would fly into the Alien ship and the hacker would hack it and it would blow up.

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there’s a documentary about this

I see.

Is it the one where the world class hero asks the pilot “When we start our attack flight right through the sun, isn’t it going to be rather hot there?” and the talented pilot explains “No, stupid, don’t you know we are going at night?”

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I don’t think it’s that one, though that pilot is a pretty smart fella!

It’s this one…

The smart guy: You really think you can fly that thing?

The pilot: You really think you can do all that bullshit you just said?

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Lol the alien would just be like: “Rude little creatures, lets turn the frequency into microwaves and amplify it a million times, point them all converging directly at those creatures (referring to Americans)”

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This sounds awesome! I welcome our new alien overlords who make people stop looking at their god damned phone while walking and driving.

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All of them? including visible light?

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They said every radio frequency not every electromagnetic frequency.

If they did, I’d imagine “jamming” gamma rays is going to have some side effects.

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Please don’t say “kill the aliens” they have tech so advanced, its impossible to do it

Somehow I don’t think this would prevent the US government from running up a fuckton of debt trying it anyway, and getting us involved in yet another unwinnable forever-war quagmire.

Anyway, you can wirelessly communicate with light rather than radio, although you’re obviously limited to line of sight. Optical laser transmission technologies already exist for specialized applications. I predict that until we finally got lasers good enough to use them to deal with those pesky aliens, any communication that truly needed to be wire-free would be converted to lasers instead.

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