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Bow before your new king!!! For I have received Excalibur from the lady of the lake box!!!

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I’m so fucked bruh I can’t even imagine king Arthur as a man anymore

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Well I didn’t vote for you.

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You don’t vote for kings

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Well how do you become king then?

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You clearly haven’t heard of the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth

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“By th power…”

“Get the hell out of here! Can’t you read?!”

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IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII HAAAAAAVE THE POWEEEEEEEEER!!!

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“Sword of Omens, give me sight beyond sight”

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How about: “By the power of Grayskull…”?

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Only if the sword will actually transform you into He-Man.

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Well, mine only transforms me into She-Gal. I hope the shop owners won’t frown on that.

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There’s already a She-Ra, ya know…

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If you took some LSD beforehand … for the user they did actually transform into He-man … or a hippopotamus … whatever … they still get the sword. … alright Man-at-arms! Let’s roll!!

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I will also accept:

“Thunder… Thunder. Thunder! ThunderCats!!! Hooooooooooooooooo!”

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Heeeeeeeeeere we are!

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Oh there’s a question… if you do a good Freddie Mercury impersonation can you pull out a sword? I would say yes.

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If you shout “I have inside me blood of Kings!” is a store worker required to shout “Yeah!” back?

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It says “there can only be one” but there are in fact many swords to do this with.

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You can reduce the numbers faster if you don’t need to keep taking the time to clean and sharpen.

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