I also love how it starts with him wishing all a Merry Christmas and ends with him naming certain people he won’t wish a Merry Christmas.
I don’t think he knows how to use capital letters
The list of things he doesn’t know but should would probably be longer than Wikipedia.
He just can’t leave Joe Biden alone, can he?
Nope. He’ll be ranting about Biden and Obama until he chokes on a hamberder on the toilet or whatever other stupid way he dies.
I still think that someone will shoot him during his term, but I don’t know if that would be even worth celebrating as I dread to think who’d take his place…
I guess I’m out of the loop. Does China occupy/control the Panama Canal?
Also, people want Greenland because after global warming melts the rest of the northern Arctic region, it’ll be a big shipping lane and Greenland will be a major landmass/port/base for security. Meaning, everyone knows it’s real, and just denies it for political reasons.
No. Panama does. You may be out of the loop, but Trump is loopy.
There are also other reasons that Greenland is valuable. Not just mineral rights on newly-exposed land due to melting glaciers, but those glaciers themselves are going to get more and more valuable in a world rapidly running out of fresh water.
The U.S. is already pumping more groundwater than is getting replenished. It’s going to get worse, especially when they keep building more and more water-hungry data centers.
I’m hoping these continual word salads mean the aneurysm in his brain is continuing to grow. Not that his vp moving into the presidency would be any better though, but hot damn would him croaking be so fucking satisfying. Hope he had plenty of hamberders as his xmas feast.
He forgot to wish Merry Christmas to the millions of illegal criminal immigrants who are eating our pets, stealing our women, and doing our jobs while getting free Healthcare from our government.
