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The UK has the King's speech every Christmas. This is what America has.(lemmy.world)

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I also love how it starts with him wishing all a Merry Christmas and ends with him naming certain people he won’t wish a Merry Christmas.

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MoonlightFox@lemmy.world
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Mr_Blott@feddit.uk
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Ha ha cookie choices

“Learn more” or “Accept”

Way too European to click that shite

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Rozz@lemmy.sdf.org
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I didn’t really want to verify but thanks anyway

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NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io
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He must’ve felt really clever writing that.

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FireWire400@lemmy.world
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He just can’t leave Joe Biden alone, can he?

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Flying Squid@lemmy.worldOP
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Nope. He’ll be ranting about Biden and Obama until he chokes on a hamberder on the toilet or whatever other stupid way he dies.

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_stranger_@lemmy.world
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I hope it’s ultra stupid. Like, hit by a truck, survived, slips in the shower at the hospital breaks his neck, survives, and then after 8 years as a quadriplegic the housekeeper unplugs the ventilator to plug in a vacuum cleaner.

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state_electrician@discuss.tchncs.de
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Choking on piss from a Russian prostitute.

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FireWire400@lemmy.world
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I still think that someone will shoot him during his term, but I don’t know if that would be even worth celebrating as I dread to think who’d take his place…

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Flying Squid@lemmy.worldOP
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As Jello Biafra once said, “I’d rather have a dumb Nazi than a smart Nazi.”

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pivot_root@lemmy.world
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If Canada was to become our 51st state

The last time that was attempted forcefully, it ended up with them burning down the White House. Canada is also one of the major reasons we have international agreements banning the use of chemical weapons in warfare.

So… maybe let’s just leave Canada to their own devices.

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Chip_Rat@lemmy.world
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We would appreciate it. No offence but you guys can be pretty rowdy neighbours and quite frankly a bad influence on this household.

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hemmes@lemmy.world
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I don’t think he knows how to use capital letters

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Flying Squid@lemmy.worldOP
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The list of things he doesn’t know but should would probably be longer than Wikipedia.

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activ8r@sh.itjust.works
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This list of things he doesn’t know is Wikipedia.

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Flying Squid@lemmy.worldOP
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I would bet you there are things he doesn’t know that even the most anal Wikipedia editor would say, “really? Someone needed to tell him that?”

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