89 points

Watched this movie the other day for the first time in forever.

When I was little, I thought Joe Pesci was the evil burglar. But holy cow, Daniel Stern is a monster. Joe Pesci steals a few things. Daniel Stern floods the houses and ruins lives for laughs.

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Wasn’t Daniel Stern willing to stop robbing the house because there’s a kid? I trust the guy who does property damage over the one who’s dead set on terrorizing and torturing a kid.

It reminds me of that story where a robber steals a car, then when he notices there’s a kid in it he turns the car around to chastise the parent for leaving the kid inside. Don’t be a thief, but if you are don’t torture kids.

https://www.kgw.com/article/news/local/man-steals-car-in-beaverton-with-young-boy-inside-comes-back-to-scold-mother-and-return-child/283-f96adecc-e6ff-4856-b81b-a42b9169c10c

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21 points

The fucking police defended the idiot mother.

When the criminals have more sense than the police you know a society is fucked.

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Yeah, Harry just wanted to steal everything and vanish. His primary concern was simply getting away without any witnesses, so they could ghost with the money they had stolen. He wasn’t going to bother with petty theft, and was content to stay on the down low if it meant they’d be safe from the law.

Marv was portrayed as being the dumb one, but he was outright sociopathic in his actions, and had zero qualms about blatantly harming others if it meant he’d get famous. His primary concern was with garnering infamy and making a name for themselves as thieves. He wanted everyone to know that the Wet Bandits had stolen from them. And that is diametrically opposed to Harry’s goal of ghosting after their big score.

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I remember stepping on a rusty nail as a kid, and I noticed that a plank of wood was stuck to my foot before I even registered how much pain I was in.

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Same. Was in my grandfather’s ranch as a kid and didn’t see it coming as it was buried under cow shit. Apparently boot soles don’t protect much against nails.

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If you wear safety shoes, the sole will stop them. I tried, steppend on a nail with all my weight, then wondered why something was stuck on my foot. The nail got stuck, but it did not penetrate.

Normal shoes you’re fucked though, they don’t stop anything really.

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(Potentially) rusty nail covered in cow shit. That sounds like a bacterial nightmare.

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4 points

I mean not a nightmare for the bacteria

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8 points

That’s what happened when I snapped my ulna and radius. Didn’t know anything was wrong until I couldn’t rotate my arm.

I looked down, saw it, then it started hurting.

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I did the same when I was 10. Got lucky with the position and did no real damage despite the nail coming out the top of the top of my shoe.

I pulled my foot back and the nail come out. Went to tell my dad what happened and he was talking to someone and told me to wait so i did for about 5 minutes. I wasn’t bawling in pain so he didn’t know anything was wrong.

Went to hospital and got an X-ray, a tetanus shot and a bandage.

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Wired’s YouTube channel has a fun video with a trauma surgeon discussing all of the injuries from the first 2 home alones.

https://youtu.be/qgd_V5WqLjg

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46 points

The homage to this in Violent Night dials it up to 11.

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I just saw that yesterday and I got very giddy as Home Alone was my favorite movie when I was younger. They even did the lines!

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