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Asus bombards Windows 11 with christmas.exe malware-like Christmas wreath banner(www.windowslatest.com)

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Etterra@discuss.online
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Now ask the non-Christians need to do a class action lawsuit lol

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apostrofail@lemmy.world
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Just like the Mozilla Mr. Robot “Easter egg”

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oo1@lemmings.world
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“do not panic – your device is not compromised.”

meme(always has been)

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reksas@sopuli.xyz
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if someone not you installing crap you dont want isn’t compromised then i dont what is

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zerofk@lemm.ee
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There is nothing wrong with your device. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. We control the horizontal. We control the vertical.

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umbraroze@lemmy.world
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…We control the treble, and all your bass belongs to us too.

/incredibly ancient joke

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Yttra@lemmy.world
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If you think the zoomers don’t know about Zero Wing you got another thing coming, buster 😎

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SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee
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I suddenly have the UHF theme song stuck in my head. We gonna make a couch potatah outta you!

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Alph4d0g@discuss.tchncs.de
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Windows is a choice. You made it. Congratulations.

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frayedpickles@lemmy.cafe
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Nobody could ever execute an installer as root on a Linux system 🙄

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Emerald@lemmy.world
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This doesn’t have anything to do with Windows. This is ASUS’s fault

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Phoenixz@lemmy.ca
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And again, don’t have to deal with this corporate nonsense on my Linux machine. Maybe at work just ask IT to switch your machine to Linux. They likely won’t, but if enough people complain and ask, they might actually start thinking about using sane systems

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IHawkMike@lemmy.world
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Linux on enterprise user endpoints is an insane proposition for most organizations.

You clearly have no experience managing thousands of endpoints securely.

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JackbyDev@programming.dev
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Maybe at work just ask IT to switch your machine to Linux.

Good luck lmao

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Toes♀@ani.social
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Can confirm, from the IT side of things my hands are tied until the people talk management into it.

But good luck getting them to give up on Microsoft 365. 🤢

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frayedpickles@lemmy.cafe
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365 is the web browser one isn’t it?

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Toes♀@ani.social
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Microsoft rebadged their cloud stuff from office 365 to Microsoft 365. This was to harmonize their offerings for enterprise customers. But it also incorporates all of the desktop software too.

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