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Krita if it’s a girl.
Gimp if it’s a boy.

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No, don’t call him a gimp, that’s just mean.

Godot if it’s a boy.

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KDE (KayDee) if it’s a girl
GNOME (“G” or Noam) if it’s a boy

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Not just JSON; they said to name the baby .JSON. Reminds me of a post somewhere where someone asked if they could officially name their baby something with a newline character in it.

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I’m gonna name my son \0

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Mine will be called NULL

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.json would possibly make them invisible too

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My first kitty was called Rails, for Ruby on Rails, but he run away from home the second day we adopted it. Our second kitten was called Ruby, for Ruby on Rails, but she died the night we adopted her. Out third kitty was called Rails 2, but we call him Rails. He’s still with us, 10 years old now.

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Wtf, why would you put the third cat at risk like that? You already had ample evidence that the name is cursed!

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6 points

Sample Size 2 isn’t ample evidence - science must be scienced!

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Latrine

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It used to be Shithouse

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It’s a good change!

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Latrina if girl

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e => da

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Caymin Hera Soul

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I met a refugee from Cuba who named her daughter Claimidia because it sounded pretty. My people aren’t educated.

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