It was a toss up between Messy Elliot and Busta Grimes.
Either OP is black, or a racist piece of shit. I certainly hope it is the former.
Get a first generation Roomba and name it “Old Cleaning Bastard”
And program it to swear when it runs into stuff!
Ol’ Cleaning Bastard
50 Lint
A mopping bot could be L.L. Cool Spray.