Found this post on IG and I’m wondering what this community’s stance is. With winter now officially here*, I think it’s a valid question.
Edit: *where I live
That’s an icicle, sticks are wooden. I like his spirit though, that icicle has stick vibes.
It is an ice sculpture of a stick.
Nope. Ignore the pandering milquetoasts.
A stick is a stick. This is not one. Do we have no standards?
Can you poke someone in the butt with it?? Fuck yeah you can.
…that’s not a poke!
Seriously - this doesn’t count as a stick - this is a close approximation of a stick in that it has many similar properties but it is far from it. Watch how in a few hours it dissolves on the ground (or inside?).
However it does beautifully capture the novelty-based appreciation of sticks. There’s something to this, for sure…
We grant you the rank of honorary stick.