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So there’s cyanide in the soil?

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This conversation would have been with normies.

Other scientists would be like “What type of almond? Also we need peer review!”

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Fun fact: the alternative sweetener, aspartame, was also discovered to be sweet when the discoverer licked his finger after lifting the piece of paper contaminated with the substance.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aspartame?wprov=sfla1

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Ah, nothing like doing some proper lab work, then putting your fingies in your mouth.

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I don’t know how much of this story is a legend or not but this is how a scientific (Claude Lorius) for the idea of collecting data from the air bubbles trapped in the arctic ice. (This data is now the base of climate science)

After a day of drilling on the arctic, as they were releasing in the evening they decided to use ice cubes from the ice they just drilled for their whisky. Drinking ice that is several hundred thousands years old is quite cool. While drinking the whisky the scientific noticed the air bubbles coming at the surface, then he got the idea that of he could analyze the air trapped in the ice he would get information about the atmosphere of the past.

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decided to use ice cubes from the ice they just drilled for their whisky

And this is how you get a weird parasite that was frozen in ice for 100k years

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Don’t threaten scientists with a good time.

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Agents Mulder and Scully, FBI

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Ooooor some freaky cool superhuman powers.

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Two options means it’s a 50/50 chance, totally worth a shot!

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We have seemingly reliable accounts of archeologist/explorers cooking and sampling frozen mammoth meat they excavated.

The meat was good enough to eat without them falling sick. Apparently it tasted like muddy meat and it had the texture of what you’d imagine bad elephant jerky would be like.

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Isn’t this how we got the moldy flesh as a delicatess trend?

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A lot of scientists sample the wares. It had to be explicitly banned at my workplace. “Organoleptic testing” was how they put it. There were several incidents, but the one with polyols was extra. (Sugar-free gummi bears will give you the gist of it. Link below) They just get bored and stupid. They’ll check the LD50 (if known), then go to town if it’s tasty enough.

https://www.reddit.com/r/amazonreviews/comments/11otwx0/the_horror_that_is_haribo_sugarfree_gummi_bears/

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Oh boy that was a good read

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Classic. A little googling will turn up gold for sugar free gummi effects

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The reviews on amazon were seriously the funniest shit I’ve ever read in my life. I laughed so much the first time I was in pain

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