People always say they look cute and yea sure,

But did y’all forget the fact that they can literally get rid of all your mice problems?

I got a cat because for companionship and one month later, all those filthy mice are gone.

Being soft and warm to pet, and the beautiful meows, are just the cherry on top of their lovely companionship.

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They rarely need to in the city, also those that weren’t taught by other cats most of the time won’t kill the mouse just torture it or scare.

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Well, whatever my cat did, the mice are gone so… 🤷‍♂️

I did see a few dead mice around the first 2 months, now no sight of mice.

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You are lucky, in my previous flat there were hoarders-alcoholics that lived on the next floor, one day they brought mice with whatever shit they decided to take. At first they were contained on their floor, but after a while they were everywhere. Cat played with them at first >_< and then got bored. After 10 or so that traps killed (in a month) I moved out.

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Mice and some other pests have evolved an instinctual aversion to the smell of cats, it triggers their fear response. Just having the cats around might have been good enough.

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I feel like depends on the cat. I found mine as a list kitten that we assumed got outside and then was starving and almost dead. He’s always been N indoor cat. Had never seen a mouse in the 8 years he was alive. I go out of town for a day and night and come back to a decapitated mouse in the apt. Fool took care of shit without even knowing. Then years later, we move into a house and a mouse gets in some how. My cat finds the mouse, kills it, walks around with it, then drops it in the hallway for us to clean up. If he had been taught how to catch mice when he was a kitten, I he wouldn’t have been starving to death. But when a mouse showed up, he knew exactly what to do.

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They -can- do that yes. Whether or not they will choose to, however, is anyone’s guess.

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They will have a joyous time with it. And you might find eviscerated mice under your couch one day. But my two dumbass fur balls just thought they were awesome toys.

Never figured out quite when they stopped coming in. The only really humane way to kill em is snap traps. I probably went through a couple dozen of them before they stopped showing up.

I was against using poisoned food traps because the last thing I wanted was my cat consuming a poisoned mouse. But, since our whole neighborhood had a problem with the mice, I wouldn’t be too surprised if a neighbor did it.

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Snap traps in a brown paper bag baited with peanut butter.

When you catch something, curl up the top of the bag and throw it all in the trash.

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Mine can catch 2 mice at the same time. And also wasps, centipedes, lizards, pigeons, etc.

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I was hoping my cat can get rid of the roaches too but her paws aren’t very effective at that, and theres just wayyy to many. 😕 Welp, at least my cat has some roach toys to squish (or at least, try to).

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How do you have so many mice?

Sounds like your apartment smells like leftovers; we had mice sometimes until we started to do dishes religiously and take out trash religiously. Or well, about as frequently as our parents do it.

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Oh sure, when the cat walks into a house and wants to live there, they’re all “omg it’s so cute” and “let’s go buy it food and a bed”, but when I do it, they’re all “who the hell are you?” and “leave or I’m calling the cops” :(

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Have you tried meowing at them?

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don’t do this. it only made things escalate in my experience

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Marking your territory probably didn’t help you either

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24 points

Don’t pick a house with a dog next time.

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Have you tried UwU’ing at them?

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Humans are just exceptionally weak to cute. If aliens ever show up and try to conquer us, we’re going to be so screwed if they happen to be adorable.

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Speak for yourself, I hope the furry aliens make me their pet.

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Well, I guess you’re getting screwed anyways

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Maybe he likes getting screwed.

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I would love the life of a house pet as long as I can play video games instead of sleeping all the time.

We just collectively need to convince our new overlords that it’s enrichment and just let me keep it I already have it, and I’ll be totally friendly and compliant whenever you want, I can pause, it’s cool.

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Yeah, I mean I can multitask licking their tentacles while I game.

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Would it change your mind if the aliens are responsible owners and neuter their pets?

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It’s all fun and games until de-worming time.

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How many people have worms? I thought that was rare… Am I missing something and Kennedy is actually not an odd-ball?

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What’s great is when they show up and become furry because they decide that furries have devised the best possible social system in the cosmos

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🥺

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Even if they were horrors beyond our comprehension, a whole lot of people would be still be very sexually aggressive towards them.

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Honestly that may be what saves us. They try to manipulate us by being cute, we weird them out by being horny.

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It would be so funny if they left bc of kink shaming.

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War of the Worlds got absolutely the wrong reason for the aliens to leave.

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There’s a Philip K Dick short story about this, “The war with the Fnools”

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If aliens turn up and they’re like “Give me snacks. And a fluffy bed.” I think we’d be like “…aight.”

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Aww nibbler

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“ca wi go see de wokets humie? wi wana see de big ones fly hiiiiigh”

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Too Cute crisis is about aliens coming to destroy earth but learn there are cats.

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I never liked cats at all and one did exactly that. Stupid fuck make me fall absolutely in love with it too.

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Get another one from the shelter! They have much richer lives if they have another cat to interact with, even if they don’t like each other.

Plus having two cats is getting yourself twice the cute and love for very little extra work.

Edit - doesn’t this look great?

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Be careful, it looks like they’re trying to merge and create a Cat King in that first picture!

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If only the 4th one was in there. He’s the brother of the huge orange boy but he’s a dwarf. Looks exactly like an orange Maine Coone but he only weighs 7 pounds. He doesn’t snuggle with the other 3. So he’s 7 pounds and his brother is 23!

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Are they paying you or something??

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7 points

Big Feline advertising all over this thread

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The cats? Yeah everyday.

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The fact that only two creature in this world that will approach another creature 10 times bigger than them just so they get adopted is pretty impressive. That’s how i adopted my 4th cat, little baby dude just came out from under a car and yell at me until i pick him up.

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What’s the other kind of creature? Dogs?

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Yep.

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no way

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My (future) cat jumped up on my car when I parked! Almost named her Engine…

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