14 points
I would love the life of a house pet as long as I can play video games instead of sleeping all the time.
We just collectively need to convince our new overlords that it’s enrichment and just let me keep it I already have it, and I’ll be totally friendly and compliant whenever you want, I can pause, it’s cool.
4 points
4 points
Would it change your mind if the aliens are responsible owners and neuter their pets?
3 points
2 points