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I would love the life of a house pet as long as I can play video games instead of sleeping all the time.

We just collectively need to convince our new overlords that it’s enrichment and just let me keep it I already have it, and I’ll be totally friendly and compliant whenever you want, I can pause, it’s cool.

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Yeah, I mean I can multitask licking their tentacles while I game.

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Would it change your mind if the aliens are responsible owners and neuter their pets?

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for free??

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Got my tubes tied when I was 27 (no kids no interest).

So nope, not in the slightest.

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We’re on lemmy, none of us are having kids anyway.

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