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Antihumour gold

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It’s like the AI was trained on Neil Hamburger. I can hear it in his voice.

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AHEM splash

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Have you ever tried to eat a clock?

No.

Well, it’s about time you did!

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I tried once… Total waste of time.

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Very time consuming

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I had seconds.

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6 points

“Go eat a bowl of clocks.”

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Hey, Try not to eat any clocks on your way through the parking lot!

–clerks probably

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59 points

hey, Google did this one over a year ago!

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I’m guessing they keep interpreting “no” as “I don’t want to do this anymore” without realizing they asked a yes/no question. Lol

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29 points

No

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21 points

Yeah it seems it’s supposed to go somewhere and not be an absurdist “okay then” kind of joke

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Dude you are everywhere on Lemmy. Legit the only name I ever recognize.

Thank you for bringing so much entertainment to my life.

It’s crazy. Almost any time I see a post I like, there’s your name.

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You’re very welcome! Just trying to do my part to grow decentralized social media.

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You’re definitely doing your part, and I appreciate it.

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5 points

Yeah, I get to have a life so he doesn’t have to.

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9 points

Oh damn you’re not a bot? Wait, let me do the test. Tell me a joke.

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Have you ever tried to eat a clock?

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Uh, because it’s a waste of time!

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44 points

Ngl I laughed at this, so the joke worked.

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