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I’m so slow, my first reaction was:

What kind of disgusting new behavior are the weirdos getting up to now? Shitting indoors. The very thought of it!

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Plumbers, electricians, homebuilders, sanitation workers, and electrical workers. Who’d I miss?

Thank you all for a fine poopie.

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I mean, it’s almost the entire service and retail economy. Shout out to the driver of the truck that did the delivery to the supermarket of the turkey you’ll poop out the next day. We owe everything to everyone.

Merry Christmas and may your next poop be a blessed one.

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Smartphone factory workers and Internet network engineers.

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11 points

Shampoo bottle sticker makers

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3 points

I regret not growing up in a Dr Bronners household.

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4 points

Farmers.

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As a woman who can’t pee while standing, or at least in a way that prevents pee from getting everywhere, I very much appreciate my winter, indoor plumbing for the everyman and all the people who make it happen. And when it’s the holidays, and I’m drinking, I appreciate it even more. Cold outhouse seats suuuuuuck.

Cheers to remembering how much worse it could be and how the little things we take for granted do matter.

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I’m with you.

I don’t think I meant to delete my comment; I’ve been drinking too.

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My response isn’t showing because I’m a dipshit: I said:

I’m with you.

I don’t think I meant to delete my comment; I’ve been drinking too.

😊

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The fact that you’re responding to no one makes this top tier

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Blizzard?

Climate change is erasing those. Now it’s just do shit outside in modest cold

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Now we can swim any day in November

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Well, just be sure to wear a full body suit to protect from the industrial waste.

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tl;dr: We live in a society

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