What kind of absurd image do the cops think they’re projecting here? "Look. We’re the badasses who hunted down the nation’s #1 fugitive "
Uhh, no. You had no idea where Luigi was and it took a freaking McDonald’s employee to tell you that he wasn’t even in the state, anymore.
That’s the terrible secret. It’s not that the big guy doesn’t care about the little guy. It’s that they have their own agenda and our only purpose is to be sacrificed to that agenda.
Roof was rewarded because he did what the state wanted, if they could have gotten away with it they’d let him off like they did Zimmerman and Rittenhouse.
You guys think there’s an element of everyone wanting to be in the picture? As in it only takes one cop to walk him from A to B, but he’s famous and this is a huge important case so they all come with just because you want to be close to important things
“I want tell you about the town of Stockbridge, Massachusets, where this happened here, they got three stop signs, two police officers, and one police car, but when we got to the Scene of the Crime there was five police officers and three police cars, being the biggest crime of the last fifty years, and everybody wanted to get in the newspaper story about it.” - Arlo Guthrie, Alice’s Restaurant Massacree
Fun fact: dude to the left of Luigi walking behind him is NYC mayor Adams. His positioning is definitely intentional to be in the shot.
Vultures, someone (parasite or not) died in the street and their concern isn’t a lost life or even the motivations of the alleged killer but how can they get their photo op.
I still can’t get over the fact the dude’s name is “Luigi Mansion.”
Die I miss something? That guy is called Mangione, which is: “Gluttony”
But… if translated into German and then to English it’s “Wolverine”
I think the joke is on the pronunciation.
The G is followed by an I, making it “soft” in Italian, so Mangione could sound sort of like mansion-eh.
Not really, but close enough.
Don’t even think about rescuing your hero that we’re parading out here. Because we have like, 10 armed police and that means we’re able to take on at least um, hold on, let me count…
Three rescuers. Ten armed police are enough for 3 attackers, if we’re in flack jackets.
Actually, make that two attackers…and they can only have knives and rocks.