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Every programming language has it’s own weakness but we still learned it and pretend it will never happened to us.
Moral of the story : JUST LEARN PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE THAT CAN MAKE YOU MORE MONEY NOT THE ONE YOU LIKE, BECAUSE YOU NEED MONEY

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“JavaScript” isn’t so bad with React + Next + Typescript + Lodash + …

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If a chicken could code, it would probably work like JavaScript. This is accurate.

When I had a flock, for example, sometimes one would flip over a bucket onto itself and then decide it must be night and go to sleep.

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if a chicken could code, it would use CHICKEN.

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Oh this is actually a real thing I was rolling my eyes like “just show me the clicks and clucks in the code”

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Like the cow one that’s just a sequence of differently-capitalised moos.

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I wish I could go to sleep at any time of day with just a bucket.

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Flying short distances and ability to expand your neck like 4x also looks cool.

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26 points

Wait, do vegetables have good feelings or evil ones??

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32 points

Even more evil, trust me, I lived with one once

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22 points

I find the hardest part about eating vegetables is getting around the wheelchair.

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4 points

Replace the bathtub with a cooking pot and you’ll have your vegetables slide in just like that.

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Plop them on the bed first

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4 points

Hol’ up a minute

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of there was proof that chickens could contribute to the Ecmascript standard I would probably stop being vegan tbf

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if cows could be on the C++ committee i would eat nothing but hamburgers

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24 points

Javascript and not Coq?

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There is also PHP

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You Coqsucker.

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