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CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org
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If a chicken could code, it would probably work like JavaScript. This is accurate.

When I had a flock, for example, sometimes one would flip over a bucket onto itself and then decide it must be night and go to sleep.

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WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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I wish I could go to sleep at any time of day with just a bucket.

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CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org
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Flying short distances and ability to expand your neck like 4x also looks cool.

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lime!@feddit.nu
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if a chicken could code, it would use CHICKEN.

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RagingHungryPanda@lemm.ee
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Oh this is actually a real thing I was rolling my eyes like “just show me the clicks and clucks in the code”

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CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org
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Like the cow one that’s just a sequence of differently-capitalised moos.

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