2 boxes cereal per gallon of milk
As soon as the cereal starts to float, I stop pouring milk.
Pour cereal. Pour milk. As soon as boyancy causes the cereal to rise, stop pouring the milk.
Perfect every time. 👌
This is my way of doing it too, but at the end always a lot of milk remains in the bowl and I have to refill it with cereal multiple times.
If I add less milk in the first place, then for the major part of the cereal it’ll feel like I haven’t added any milk at all. Weird stuff.
Just drink the milk. It takes on a lot of the cereal flavor especially if it’s a sweeter cereal and it’s good.
I used to do this, until i puked on one of my elementary school teachers.
Add milk until it becomes visible.
- Use a square bowl placed on top of a circular plate.
- Add 11 parts water, then 2 parts cereal, using a mix of ancient Babylonian and traditional Japanese volumetric units (bonus points if you don’t actually convert them).
- Heat in the oven at 709 °R for exactly 73,037 ms. (Is that a decimal or thousand separator? Ask your local mathematics teacher.)
- Once heated, let it cool to exactly room temperature by placing it outside (regardless of the weather).
- Add a generous layer of cold ketchup on top, forming a smiley face.
Optional: Garnish with a sprig of mint and serve with a side of existential dread. Bon appétit!
