92 points

Poor guy’s so broke that he ran out of money for color.

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And a final panel!

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And the last one isn’t even full size. Is there nothing shrinkflation won’t take from us?

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I read some article about how subway franchise owners HATED $5 footlong because it was making them go broke. You could tell if you went in there by how aggressively they pushed the cookie on you.

Just the sandwich? You don’t want a cookie? Come on buy a cookie! How about a soda?

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The lack of toppings they put on those things made them worth far less than $5. 2 slices of meat and cheese and a bunch of lettuce? I can make a better sub for cheaper than that with stuff from the grocery store.

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7 points

My subway was generous, and wrapped up a piece of their food safety glove with my sandwich. They wouldn’t refund me, so I decided to be generous as well, and not ever go back to any locations.

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21 points

If you’re tight on cash and getting fast food, I have doubts about how tight on cash you actually are

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If you run out of people to judge, remember: you can always judge the destitute!

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3 points

St. Luigi of Baltimore, forgive us our sins, deliver us from the greed of the wicked…

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27 points

Cooking unfortunately isn’t really taught anymore. As someone who graduated and knew nothing about how to even do basic cooking, like didn’t know how to make pasta basic, I was basically in that spot. Luckily I found cooking videos and learned, but right after school it was a hard few years. If it wasn’t peanut butter, top ramen, or Mac and cheese I didn’t know how to make it - and it was incredibly intimidating

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I know how to cook, but it’s hard with 2 kids, and we both work A LOT all week. Weekends we are almost always busy as well, so meal prep and cooking most days is hard. I try to do simple stuff, but it’s hard, and I know I can’t be the only one. Plus, I consider this guy lucky since let me check my bank account right now, and oh, it’s currently negative $300 until next friday… life is super hard these days, do what you can…

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Cooking videos are probably the most prolific type on the internet after cat videos. But even then, peanut butter, ramen, or mac and cheese would be a lot smarter than spending your last fiver on a single sandwich.

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5 points

You forgot about porn

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11 points

Also, it’s really hard to cook for one. I end up spending as much on food that goes bad before I can eat it as it would have cost me to get a $5 value meal.

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3 points

It primarily requires planning your meals ahead. If you don’t mind left overs it’s even easier. If you eat meat, properly portioning it and freezing the excess simplifies it. Planning multiple meals a week that use the same or similar ingredients saves a bunch and prevents waste.

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6 points

Agreed. Amortized it much cheaper but when you have an empty kitchen with only a box of macaroni and cheese, getting groceries can feel very expensive.

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4 points

I made apple pie from scratch last weekend for the first time. Best feeling ever.

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I was taught cooking in school, graduated in 2014 is that far too long for your “taught anymore”?

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1 point

My school taught cooking but only 5 students per year could take it because of limited equipment. Suffice it to say, I was not taught cooking

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5 points

I graduated in 2009 and my school didn’t teach us

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1 point

I graduated over a decade before and was not taught cooking in school.

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13 points

Damn straight. I could feed myself for a day on $5 easy.

I could even stretch it to a weeks worth of meals, if shoplifting is allowed.

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18 points

If shoplifting is allowed, you could go indefinitely…

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16 points

They could just go to Little Caesar’s! Oh wait.

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As a Little Caesars fan who ordered $5 pizzas all the way up to 2021…

This was my wakeup call when everything got expensive.

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6 points

$5.99 where I’m at. You’re getting gouged.

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They’re franchised and every single one in a 50 mile radius is this priced.

But also, everything is just way more expensive in my city. $15-20 for a lunch is average.

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2 points

$9.79 here in CA.

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3 points

Wow. I didn’t realize they had online ordering. The times, they are a-changing.

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2 points

Et tu?

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2 points

You’re right; if I were ever to try to compete with Little Caesar’s, I would name my facility Big Brutus.

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4 points

We went to Little Caesars for the first time in 5 years, and it ended up being more than Dominos, took longer, and wasn’t as good. Little Caesars used to suck but was cheap, now it just sucks.

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4 points

So just Tiny Caesar’s this month?

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8 points

They usually have a coupon code for $7.99 for any footlong, which isn’t too bad.

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7 points

Buy bread and deli meat. In fact, rice & beans.

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2 points

We have gotten on those cook at home flour tortillas and refried beans. Great meal.

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