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Of course not. What really happens is a bunch of house elves or oompah loompahs come out of the supply closet and quickly redecorate the entire building while you’re in there.

I thought everyone knew that.

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Super disconercting when you’re not the one in the lift.

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they redecorate the lift

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I sent my dollarz to a Nigerian Prince and the next day it doubled. What is this sorcery?

DM me so I can introduce you to the prince. 🙃

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Funnily enough there are two types of scam. One is just simply designed to get you to pay them. But the other is for money laundering where you actually do get to keep a part of the offered money. Until the police come knocking at your door, of course.

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No one ever sends me those scams :(

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Run electrocty through a stone and now you have a brain. Wtf?

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It’s like we forgot about phosphorus being finite.

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