43 points
I’m sorry, bud. But our expiration date is 2039.
9 points
The first universe simulator will be built, and it’ll crash our current simulation due to recursion.
/s
8 points
How are we running in a simulation if the first simulator hasn’t been built?
2 points
14 points
0 points
Do you have any 32 bit computers anymore? Any running important stuff that needs good dates?
13 points
1 point
38 points
If isnt my 23rd favorite rapist and future source of heating, Vince McMahon
5 points
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33 points
I was already almost always picking Luigi. Recent events have only solidified my choice.
2 points
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26 points
The fact that he used Luigi as his Steam avatar makes it even better.
11 points
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