Hey, scammed any investors lately?

Well, I’m OOTL, apparently…

google image search Elizabeth Holmes

Did she become Theranos in the latest movie or something? I think I’m still missing something.

While it sounds like a superhero-thing, theranos was a scam medical company.

Woman started company that scammed rich investors instead of just the plebs so she got gaoled.

Also planned on scamming patients, but yes the reason she got bonked was because she fucked with the elites

DID scam patients, but there’s no justice if you aren’t ‘worth’ the police’s effort.

And Theranos was her company, not some super vilain from an american comics.

I mean if you didn’t know (either, so I looked it up).

You’re either Welsh, or you play Elden Ring. Which is it?

And god forbid you have a cold making your voice lower

Is… this a thing?

I know who that was, it just… came and went, didn’t seem like anybody cared much.

Although I’m not American, maybe it was a bigger deal there?

Probably in American tech environments Everyone else has moved on lol

Yeah, it would have to be super niche spaces. I followed what was going on with her, but I never saw a picture of her I can remember. Seems weird to still know what she looks like lol

The black turtle neck was just a thing for Holmes. Idk if she wanted to be Jobs or what, but it was a definite thing. Plus there was a documentary about the whole scandal that WA’s moderately popular that reinforced the look.

I say they should take it back. I’ve never met a blonde who looked bad in black.

This woman could wear a trash bag and still look gorgeous, I bet. It’s obvious she’s more diligent about her health than I am about mine. Well done.

I don’t remember where the quote is from

“Do I look ugly in this dress?”

“Honey, you would be beautiful with nothing but a pot on your head”

In response to a similar comment about her appearance, Marilyn Monroe did an entire photo shoot in a ~~flower~~ potato sac.

That’s a pretty shapely bag.

Trash bags are typically black, so.

Makeup, maybe.

Health?

Bet she tries to be a fruitarian with pancreatic cancer.

she’s more diligent about her health

That or genes. It’s the genes.

You should try making lots of money by scamming people. It allows you to focus more on your health and the more you focus on your health and look better the more people trust you and the more you can scam them

What about a 300 pound blonde?

She didn’t look bad either.

All you’re saying is that you’re happy to bang fatties as long as they are blonde.

Nothing wrong with that. You do you bro.

Reading this in the voice of a 30-year smoker.

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