Glorious.
Now this is an Onion headline.
Right? Solid satire, but just to give credit where it’s due, this is from hard-drive.net which is a gaming/tech focused spin-off of a music satire site called The Hard Times. They consistently crack me up so just wanted to take the opportunity to credit them.
Point taken. I meant Onion in the same way you say Kleenex instead of tissue. It’s now a general term for any satirical news article.
Oh no worries, I totally get it! I was just linking for the sake of anyone reading the comments because those are both quality sites that are worth reading. I’ve found the name of this community can be kind of misleading, so it’s not uncommon for people to be unaware of how many quality satire sites are out there besides The Onion.
That’s Vader-level “I have altered the deal. Pray I do not alter it further.”
There are plenty of toll evaders, homeless, minorities, and otherwise lesser people whose lives you could have taken, and were that the case I would not feel so inclined to mete out such a harsh sentence but in this instance you leave me no choice but to impose the harshest ruling possible.
Never change, The Onion, never change!
Edit: alright, I assumed it was the Onion based on the community. But sure, it was some other site.
It’s a sub called the onion brother, people assuming the articles posted being from the onion is the default
Meh, letting him off too easily. There’s no way he survives 25 years under those conditions.
