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Clearly he was missing the ham.

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indeed, the ham is the most important component in green eggs and ham

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I thought he was going to feed the herb to the chickens and then gather their thc-infused eggs.

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That’s how McDonald’s get more people in again. THC infused Egg McMuffin.

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Now I want McDonald’s for breakfast.

Thanks. I don’t have one available on my drive to work so I’m going to be thinking about this all day now.

I hope you’re happy.

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For a short shining moment in 2020, McDonald’s was serving breakfast all day. Never forget what covid took from us

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Shoulda decarbed in butter first

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Cannabutter is the right answer here

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That would solve the problem about not getting high, but cannabutter still tastes pretty bad. That’s why it’s usually hidden in baked goods with stronger flavors like chocolate.

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Not really, if you do it properly there is almost 0 taste difference.

After infusing the butter and filtering it through a cheesecloth or coffee filter you have to put it in a pot of boiling water, use at least 5 times more water than cannabutter. Stir it thoroughly for a few minutes, then let it first cool down to room temperature and then put it in the fridge. Since THC is only soluble in fat but not water it will stay inside the butter, but much of the plant material like chlorophyll is water soluble and will get dissolved in the water during this process. In the fridge the butter will solidify on top of the water and you can remove it from the water to have your clarified butter that tastes almost like regular butter

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I used to put it on toast and sandwiches so, to each their own I guess

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Use the butter to sauté magic mushrooms and trip balls.

PS.: I have no clue what I’m talking about.

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You don’t need to decarb in anything, just heat the bud up and you can eat it. The butter is for extraction.

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Heating up is for decarboxylization.

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Yeah exactly. Sometimes I decarb buds and just throw it in pill capsules, no extraction necessary.

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That’s what they said.

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He does not like them, Sam-I-Am

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