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Is it too late to get a refund for the Louisiana Purchase?

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We bought it for pennies. Imagine the ROI.

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What I wouldn’t give for my state to be part of France rather than this US bullshit.

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4 points

Teuxaseé

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Illinois et Arquensas

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I second the motion of making the Louisiana Refund real.

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31 points

There seems to be a mistake with this map, Minnesota is a Canadian province

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I wish!

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13 points

Colorado: Real US

Rest of the states: Mental illness

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True. Also how is Florida not mental illness? SMH my head.

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shaking my head my head?

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🎶my head my back …🎶

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Smh my head yes

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Despite the fact that I have family in florida, I would definitely swap florida and California status, least Cali does something good for the country with their tech innovation and privacy laws. I can’t recall the last time Florida did something good

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7 points

Florida will be part of the sea in the near future. You don’t have to worry about them for much longer.

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4 points

The moon landing launched from there., and that’s about all I’m willing to give them.

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As a Californian I can say thats probably the least we give since we have a shit tonne of different industries within the state. Reminder we are the fourth largest economy in the world.

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6 points

What’s a Fllorida

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You left the panhandle, which is the worst part of florida

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Bc it’s so far past that it has become its own thing. Like there’s “mental illness”, and then there’s “Florida”!:-P

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It’s sooooo dry, CO kinda sucks even though I really want to like it 😓

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Pro Tip: Pour water on yourself to become wet

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California gave me a machine to automatically do that when I reach for non-vegetarian products in the store.

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I visited Denver earlier this year and needed a bottle of water just to walk from my hotel to the bus stop

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NY, Florida, Texas, California are the only states, the rest is Ohio

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if your state has a natural border, it’s real. otherwise it’s a prank. Which square state are you from, the one shaped like a square or the one shaped like a rectangle. get real motherfuckers

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And to think Africans complain about their rectangle borders, Americans are just fine!

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typical yank, africans don’t complain about rectangle borders, they complain about straight lines.

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I’m Canadian, this makes so much sense and why you guys have 50

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I’m not murcan

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99% of the State of New York is nothing. NYC and Philadelphia belong in NJ, they each have a lot more in common with Jersey than they do their respective states.

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New Jersey isn’t real, it’s just a suburb of NYC and Philly.

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8 points

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I would say that this is perfection, if it weren’t for the simple fact that most states are in far more danger of Ohio than this shows… :-D

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As someone who just moved from the west into “the REAL US” … this shit is old and broken and slow as fuck and everyone just accepts it like it’s supposed to be that way.

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