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Sleeping for 10 hours in a closet would do enough damage to my body that i’d quit my job and get a disability pension

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The secret to promotion is to be competent but not amazing.

If you’re good enough not to be fired, but not so good you’re indispensable in your current role, your boss will be happy to recommend you for promotion to get you out of their umbrella.

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“Better than good, good enough”

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Just be a constructive slight annoyance… and be funny, nice and be seen ether the first or exit the last (I suggest first).

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This is a plot point in The Caine Mutiny

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What work would even in concept make this possible?

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Ssh.

But honestly, I could see this in pretty much any office setting, including mine. My boss will go whole days stuck in meetings, so I’ll only see them if I get in really early or stay late. If I’m missing all day, people would assume I’m also in meetings or something, because we work with remote teams and half of my team is remote.

I’m a software engineer, but this could work for almost any office job, especially those in cubicles.

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Does everyone in this thread work in a warehouse?

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I work for a werehouse.

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I have a question

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Can it wait until the next full moon?

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I work at a whorehouse

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