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Sounds like a hell yeah to me

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A baker ≠ a rich CEO.

The baker works for a living, if nothing else.

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The Baker provides a service for a fee, the CEO denies service to inflate wealth (at least the ones that should be worrying).

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I dunno, I think the baker might already give you their bread if you threaten them with death

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The premise is that you want to kill the baker, not that you want their bread.

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Then there is no problem. I get what I want, people who need bread get what they want. Everyone wins!*

^*Well, not the baker.^

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But you haven’t maximized evil as was required. Are you even paying attention in class, Kolanaki?

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If I want to kill someone, I do not care about whatever consequences or effects it will have. That fucker is as good as dead.

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Baking is an easy trade to learn. Put the greedy stodge through the slicer forthwith

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Said someone who’s never baked before, or known a baker, or have watched any culinary show. Following one simplified recipe and hope it turns out alright? You haven’t learned baking as a trade. Might as well say Plumbing or Carpentry is easy. Sure they can glue two pipes together. But, can they design and implement a fully functioning DWV system that’s up to code? I would rather rewire an entire house’s electrical system than spend a whole day trying to figure out why I can’t knead this fucking dough right.

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Nice how people always assume someone knows nothing of a subject they proclaim knowledge of innit. I do and have baked more than a couple things iny life Mr. knowitall

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eh, I put plenty of “or” statements in there. If you proclaim knowledge and then exclaim an ignorant claim, I’m just musing on your assuming tirade.

There is such a thing as Culinary School, you see?

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9 points

Some More Bread Comic?

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Saturday morning breakfast cereal

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It’s been like a decade since I last went to that site, can’t believe he’s still going

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Penny Arcade did a strip recently about the comic strip essentially being undead, as they have no ability to kill it off

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