134 points

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Some aneurysm posts look like they were written by someone having an aneurysm.

Some aneurysm posts make me feel like I’m having an aneurysm when I try to read them.

This one is both.

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87 points

I keep staring and still have no idea what it’s trying to tell me

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9 points

Could be an amateur hypnosis attempt. Check out words in the same color.

See come want see want come. My where good my good where. In me get in me the.

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6 points

I’m starting to give up and believe they’re just a randomly arranged assortment of “positive” words.

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2 points

I think it’s a puzzle

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9 points

What’s the Elvish word for “friend”?

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79 points

This post is gonna give me an aneurysm just from trying to see through the blurry quality of this image

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13 points

How do you have higher quality images of ever post ever?

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15 points

Reverse image search

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3 points

Computers. Have you never watched CSI?

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2 points

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4 points

o7

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36 points

That brown row down the middle is one horny caveman.

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4 points

The white between it is the cave woman.

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33 points

WTfuck?

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26 points

Why are you censoring “what the”? You can talk on the internet

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18 points

i’m getting pretty P’d the fuck O with you telling me how to Mfucking speak

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1 point

Motherflippers think everything is a motherflipping joke?

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4 points

Watch you fucking m*uth! Lemmy is a family friendly platform

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2 points

Actually, some instances (like .ml) censor swearing.

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8 points

Those instances are fuckin’ stupid.

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Tankies dont like free speech, so that tracks.

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2 points

Which of the words, “what” and “the”, are swears

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7 points

Come

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15 points

Come me want in

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Me In See

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6 points

Do not

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