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Girls are better than weighted blankets, everyone knows that.

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Do you have an affiliate link?

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No, girls are only found at the Girl Store™.

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me as well…asking for a…friend

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What about a weighted girl?

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All girls are good, no matter the size. And if she is holding weights that’s cool too, not sure why you’d bring them to bed tho.

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My friends always bragged about the cardio workouts they were having in high-school. I didn’t do that then so I thought I’d start now.

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I had a… fwb? visit me this weekend and we sat on the couch and I laid my head in his lap and he stroked my hair and I felt cared for and loved and I wished it never happened because going back to loneliness and self hatred is so much worse than just being lonely and miserable the whole time

How many pounds worth of weighted blankets will it take before I can’t breathe under them

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You were cared for once, you can be cared for again. I wouldn’t mind playing with your hair as you rest your head in my lap :3

Self hatred doesn’t help you in any way. It’s not more rational by simply being mean. You are not inherently bad, even if you do bad things. You can always improve, but you never will unless you let that hatred go. It’s never going to be easy or pleasant all the time, but it won’t be only misery either.

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dont worry, you can experience all that again, and not just for fleeting moments, but it wont happen if you give up, so i dont recommend that, dont worry, i believe in you, you will get those cuddles you deserve <3

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A well ventilated girl…or I’ll get all sweaty

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you make a lot of sense, too much sense…

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What was that sound? Just a little ventilation…

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I fart really loud sometimes :3

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What does that even mean

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Ah sorry. You see, I tend to get hot when I sleep which can lead to sweating.

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Ok, that makes sense. I thought this was a fan girl pun. How do you ventilate a girl? Like for accute CoVid, but for a cute girl?

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How does one ventilate a girl, asking for a friend

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Weighted blahaj?

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blahaj under weighted blankie is vvvv comf can confirm

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this gives me ideas

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Girlcuddles? Where? I wan :3

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my place hopefully

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Warning: We have a tendency to post things that may at times come from a self-deprecating perspective or things that are funny coming from another queer person. This space will always be a safe place for transfems, non-binary people, people with a feminine gender expression (GNC or otherwise) or anybody else in the LGBT Community to come together and share about our experiences but we truly feel that laughing about the sometimes silly and embarrassing parts the queer experience can help bring us together. We never mean offense or harm in anything posted but rather they are satirical takes coming from queer people.

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