Eurofighter Typhoon shenanigans

When are we getting them alien tech?

Somebody please leak them.

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18 points

War thunder UAP expansion when?

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They’re all UAPs if you don’t know what they are!

“Good thing I’m not a real pilot. My eyesight sucks.”

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7 points

someone posting the tic-tac specs to win a shitpost argument would epic

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53 points

Someone comes along with a “You primitive earthlings! The ØXÇ-57 Plasma Cannon has a much faster cool down. [Link to schematics]”

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probably the most compelling evidence that aliens have not visited Earth, if they did then technical documentation would have been leaked on warthunder forums.

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Can we get an alien-themed DLC or something just to make sure?

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ØXÇ-57 Plasma Cannon

“Only what you see Pal.”

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No point in leaking that data if you can’t go “look, that alien ship is wrong. Here is the technical doc to prove it”

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I don’t think they let the fresh-out-of-ROTC war thunder-obsessed lieutenants have access to Area 51 lol

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When you literally add “if you commit real life treason, we will ban you from our videogame forums” and it still doesn’t work.

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Removed by mod
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25 points

Rules 5 & 6. Don’t make me get the spray bottle.

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Right! You are ruining capitalism! Free is socialism!

/s

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Disagreeing with the moderators is also against the rules.

At least they admit it.

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Yeah, thats crazy to me.

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They didn’t say disagreeing with moderators, they said disagreeing with moderation.

I read that as: You can disagree with how a mod applies the rules and challenge that. You can’t disagree with the rules themselves, the rules are the rules, take it or leave it.

And personally I think complying with NATO export restrictions seems like a good rule.

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37 points

But I want to win an Internet argument!

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12 points

No you don’t.

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34 points

Opsec? What’s that?

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