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anon invents religion

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Welcome to modern paganism. Next he’s going to realize that community celebrations at significant points of the year like solstices and planting and harvesting time are really good for your mind.

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Especially in the middle of winter, the most depressing time of year in much of the world.

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The middle of winter… Oh Valentine’s Day?

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Anon discovers religion, inshallah may the spirits watch over him.

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Anon better not read too much Greek mythology. Their gods were anything but benevolent much of the time.

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Anon better not be a cute twink

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It’s anon we’re talking about, they’re definitely a twink, but I wouldn’t exactly describe them as “cute.”

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“CHOWDA! That Greek boy-pussy got me questioning my loyalty to Rome!”

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